Fuck you, pussy cat, whoaa whoa whoaa!
Fuck you, Rogers! Your Customer ‘service’ is deplorable. Burn in hell.
Fuck you, ridiculously thick fog that’s preventing me from hula hooping outside!
Fuck you, frozen lobster! I will never be fooled by you again!
Fuck you, leaky McDonalds coffee cups! 1 in 5 leaks like a sieve and I have the dry cleaning bills to prove it.
Fuck you, sloppy wet snowflakes that flatten my eyelashes!
Fuck you, “fun” size! There’s nothing fun about 6 M&M’s in a bag.
Fuck you, morning after. Fuck you in the eye socket.